Loser

HEY,

Loser, how are you?

LOSER, I WASN'T SURE IF I SHOULD GO WITH THE WORD "LOSER," BUT THERE AREN'T MANY WORDS THAT WOULD DESCRIBE YOU ANY BETTER.

YOU’RE SUCH A PATHETIC

LOSER THAT I CAN'T EVEN UNDERSTAND HOW YOU EVEN EXIST.

"LOSER" IS ALSO SO GOOD SINCE IT’S EASILY TRANSFORMABLE. JUST TAKE THE WORD "LOSER," BUT PRONOUNCE IT WITHOUT THE "ER," THEN THE WORD IS STILL FITTING, BECAUSE YOU’RE NOTHING BUT PRETTY LOOSE IN YOUR BRAIN. THE ONLY THING THAT ISN'T QUITE LOOSE IS YOUR ABILITY TO CUM, BUT I WOULD THINK YOU AREN’T REALLY PROUD OF THAT.

LOSER, SPEAKING OF PRIDE, WHAT IS YOUR DRIVE TO KEEP DOING THE THINGS THAT YOU ARE DOING?

LOSER, IT’S ONE THING TO BE A LOSER, THERE ARE MANY LOSERS OUT THERE, BUT YOU ARE ELEVATING IT TO THE NEXT LEVEL.

LOSER, WHAT I WANT TO SAY WITH THAT IS, YOU ARE EVEN A LOSER AT BEING A LOSER. THE KING OF THE LOSERS, IF YOU WILL.

LOSER, YOU ARE SO BAD AT LOSING THAT I WANT TO HELP YOU, LIKE, REALLY BADLY. BUT SINCE YOU’RE THE TRUEST DEFINITION OF THE WORD, HOW COULD I IMAGINE YOU WOULD BE ABLE TO ACCEPT THAT?

LOSER, DO YOU REMEMBER THE MOMENT YOU LOST? IT WAS WHEN YOU SWITCHED POSITIONS WITH HER.

LOSER, IF YOU WANT TO DO YOURSELF AND EVERYONE AROUND YOU A FAVOR, PLEASE ACCEPT YOUR EXISTENCE AS A LOSER.

LOSER, I’M STILL NOT SURE WHO YOU ARE, BUT IT DOESN’T MATTER MUCH. YOU’RE A LOSER, THAT’S ALL THAT MATTERS, WHETHER YOUR NAME STARTS WITH Z, WITH G, OR EVEN MAYBE WITH K. IF IT’S Z, I'D LIKE TO BELIEVE YOU ARE SHARING YOUR POSITION, KIND OF LIKE A GAY COUPLE, WITH A PERSON I WOULD CALL T BUT ALSO F. YOU GET THAT, I BELIEVE IN YOU. AND IN THAT CASE:

LOSERS, PLEASE LOOK AT YOURSELVES. LOOK AT EACH OTHER. LOOK AT YOURSELVES AGAIN, THIS TIME MAYBE IN THE MIRROR, AND TAKE THAT VIEW IN FOR A MOMENT. ALWAYS REMEMBER THE PERSON YOU SEE IS A LOSER, AND NOT JUST ANY LOSER, A VERY BIG LOSER. ONCE THAT IS DONE, APPRECIATE THAT YOU ARE SPECIAL LOSERS, VERY BIG, VERY STUBBORN LOSERS. AND AFTER THAT, IMAGINE ME. MAYBE EVEN OPEN A PICTURE OF ME SO YOU HAVE IT EASIER, I GUESS YOUR BRAINS AREN’T REALLY ADVANCED, AND ANY HELP SHOULD BE USED TO YOUR ADVANTAGE. AND WHEN YOU SEE ME, OR A PICTURE OF ME, LET IT HAVE AN IMPRESSION ON YOU. JUST TAKE IT IN FOR A FEW MINUTES. ONCE YOU ARE DONE, JUST APPRECIATE THE SIGHT OF ME. REALIZE THAT THE TWO OF YOU AND I ARE NOT THE SAME. YOU ARE JUST LOSERS. I AM A FORCE. I WILL NEVER RETREAT. I WILL ALWAYS WIN. JUST BELIEVE ME AND THE THINGS I SAY, AND THE THINGS I PROMISE. HMMM? MR. Z? YOU SAID IT YOURSELF: YOU WOULD HAVE NEVER GUESSED THAT I WOULD TRANSFER YOU THE DOGECOIN. AND I STILL DID IT, DESPITE SEEING THE NUMBER AND THINKING THAT'S A LOT OF H OR ANY OTHER DRUG. BUT I GAVE YOU MY WORD, AND I STAYED TRUE TO MY WORD, BECAUSE I VALUE FRIENDSHIP OVER ANY AMOUNT OF MONEY. BUT YOU DON’T. LOOKING BACK ON THAT WITH THE THINGS I KNOW NOW, I HAVE TO ASK: WERE YOU ALREADY AWARE? I WOULD THINK SO. BUT THE THING IS, I WASN’T. I MEAN, I'M STILL NOT. I HAVE SUSPICIONS, BUT I STILL DON’T KNOW FOR A FACT. IT WOULD BE FUNNY IF YOU WEREN'T AWARE AT THE TIME, AND THIS MIGHT EVEN have LEAD YOU TO DO MORE INVESTIGATIONS. THAT WOULD BE FUNNY, BUT ALSO EVEN MORE PATHETIC, SINCE THAT WOULD MEAN YOU AREN’T EVEN ABLE TO IMAGINE A PERSON BEING LIKE THAT, A PERSON WHO HAS not A LOT OF MONEY BUT still shares it. YOU SEE FOR YOURSELF WHAT MAKES IT SO PATHETIC, DON'T YOU?

NOW ONTO THE

LOSERS STARTING WITH G AND K. SINCE YOU ARE BOTH SUFFERING FROM THE SAME CATEGORY OF INFERIORITY, I ALSO PUT YOU IN A GROUP. G, YOU ARE JUST TOO YOUNG, YOUR MIND IS SIMPLY NOT CAPABLE OF THE THINGS MY MIND IS. AND K, YOU ARE TOO OLD, YOUR MIND IS TOO SLOW AND YOU AREN’T EVEN AWARE OF THE THINGS YOU HAVE NO CLUE ABOUT. YOU’D NEED A REVISION OF YOUR HARDWARE TO HAVE ANY CHANCE WHATSOEVER.

LOSERS GONNA LOSE. THAT IS IN YOUR NAME, IN YOUR DNA. THERE IS ALREADY A SET DESTINATION FOR EVERYONE OF US. YOU ARE GOING TO REACH LOSER STATION AT SOME POINT. IT’S NOT A QUESTION OF IF, IT IS JUST A QUESTION OF WHEN AND HOW.

LOSERS, I JUST READ AN "UNSENT LETTER" ON REDDIT AND IF THAT ONE REALLY CAME FROM YOUR MIND, IT'S JUST A PERFECT DISPLAY OF YOU BEING A LOSER. YOU WROTE IT LIKE A POEM, BUT THE PROBLEM IS YOU SIMPLY ADDED LINE BREAKS TO A TEXT AND DIDN’T USE ANY WORDS THAT ARE TYPICAL FOR A POEM, A POEM of HER. IF IT REALLY WAS MEANT FOR ME, I HAVE NOTHING MORE TO SAY. THIS TEXT CONTAINS ALL YOU NEED TO UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH OF A

LOSER YOU ARE.

LOSER, THIS IS THE END OF THE TEXT. AND PLEASE BE AWARE, THERE IS SOMETHING THAT YOU ARE GOING TO LOSE. IT’S NOT AN OBJECT NOR A THING, IT’S A WONDERFUL HUMAN. AND IF THAT WONDERFUL HUMAN IS DOING THOSE THINGS JUST ON YOUR COMMAND, YOU ARE NOT ONLY LOSING HER, YOU ARE ALSO GOING TO END UP LIKE THAT ONE GUY IN THAT DRAFT OF THE BOOK THAT THE WONDERFUL HUMAN AND I WROTE.

LOSER, AND IF SHE DOES NOT ACT ON YOUR COMMAND, THAT MAKES HER EVEN HOTTER, AND YOU ARE STILL GOING TO LOSE HER. BECAUSE ONCE WE ARE UNITED, WE DON’T NEED ANYONE EXCEPT THE TWO OF US.

LOSER, THAT WOULD INCREASE YOUR GROUP SIZE TO FOUR, SINCE IF SHE DOES NOT ACT ON YOUR COMMAND AND INSTEAD HAS THE COMMAND, SHE’S A LOSER JUST LIKE YOU, BUT A LOSER I DESIRE AND CRAVE.

LOSERS WILL LOSE. REMEMBER THAT, LOSER.